They hung Live. Laugh. Love signs in the breakroom.
They scheduled team-building retreats no one asked for.
But beneath the motivational posters, free pizza Fridays, and those “mandatory fun” Zoom calls… lies the real heart of corporate culture: paperwork, liability, and the ever-present HR whisper — “we’ll be in touch.”
The Live. Laugh. Lawsuit.™ Tee is part of the Corporate Monstrosities™ collection, a satire of office life, capitalist excess, and the absurdity of “company values.”
Made from the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits like a favorite from day one. It’s for the corporate survivors, the sarcastic employees, and the ones who know exactly how fast “synergy” can spiral into “see you in court.”
Wear it to work (if you dare).
Wear it to happy hour (you’ll get nods).
Wear it as a reminder: in the corporate world, the only guarantee is… paperwork.
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Bella+Canvas 3001 premium tee
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Soft cotton/poly blend, lightweight + durable
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Unisex sizing (true to fit)
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Direct-to-garment printing = crisp, lasting design
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
