Straight from LookWandy’s vault of chaos, the Whitney: Cracker Is Whacker Tee is the conversation-starter you didn’t know you needed. Premium cotton, soft as your grandma’s quilt, but whack enough to get you kicked out of Sunday brunch. Wear it, confuse them, offend the right ones, and laugh the whole damn time. And remember -- crack is whack.
Product Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (super soft + breathable)
Direct-to-garment printed for sharp, lasting colors
LookWandy Colorways We don’t do boring color names. Each shade is renamed in true LookWandy fashion:
Chaos Black (classic black, always sharp)
Raw White (crisp & clean)
Bone White (vintage white with boutique vibes)
Outrage Orange (loud, unapologetic, limited flex)
Bloodline Black (deep oxblood tone, luxury edge)
Unisex retail fit (true to size)
Machine washable
⚡ Price: $35 (S–XL), $38 (2XL–5XL)
Size & Fit
Runs true to size, retail unisex fit.
Like your jokes baggy? Go one size up.
Like your chaos snug? Stay put.
Models not included — but if they were, they’d be rocking a Large.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out.
Tumble dry low or hang dry like a responsible adult.
Do not iron the print — unless you like abstract art.
