Collection: CORPORATE MONSTROSITIES™

Welcome to Corporate Monstrosities™, where every design is a satire of the soulless slogans, fake smiles, and hollow mantras of modern office life.

From “team spirit” emails at 11:59 p.m. to HR memos written in Comic Sans, we’ve seen it all. And we’re calling it out.

Each piece in this collection flips the script on corporate culture — sharp, unapologetic, and darkly funny. These aren’t just clothes; they’re survival gear for late-stage capitalism.

Perfect for:

Work-from-home cynics

Office rebels

Anyone who knows “company culture” is just another PowerPoint lie.

Because if you can’t laugh at it, you’ll cry — and corporate doesn’t cover therapy.